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The Real Motivation Behind Alabama’s Sex Toy Ban

October 10th, 2007 by Steve

Michelle just called to let me know the real reason they won’t legalize sex toys in Alabama. From The Smoking Gun:

An Alabama minister who died in June of “accidental mechanical asphyxia” was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery’s Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge’s two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister’s rubber briefs.

What the police discovered, according to the autopsy report, was “a dildo in the anus covered with a condom.”

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One Response to “The Real Motivation Behind Alabama’s Sex Toy Ban”

1. The Wine Commonsewer wrote on 10/12/07 at 12:53 am :

   That’s a visual I could have gone a long time without. :-)

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