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Twiggy Claus is Coming to Town

November 24th, 2007 by Steve

In a new burst of political correctness, the new Santa Claus in Great Britain will be a healthy figure only Mike Huckabee or Hillary Clinton could love.

Santa is being told to shift the pounds before Christmas - because the obese saint is failing to set a “good example” for children.

The traditional children’s hero, best known for feasting on mince pies left out on Christmas eve, has always sported a bulging midriff.

But shopping centre bosses are giving the well-wisher his marching orders - to the nearest gym - to tackle the increasing problem of obesity.

The revelation comes after a medical report earlier this month stated that by 2050 more than 50 per cent of Brits will be obese.

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