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Flash for Cash, Texas Style

December 10th, 2007 by Steve

 Texas State Representative Ellen Cohen must have followed Loretta Nall’s gubernatorial campaign, as she’s now hoping to raise funds from women who take their tops off.

Apparently, Texas legislators want people to sin, as they hope to collect revenue from folks looking at the breasts of virtually naked women. I might suggest that the law of supply and demand would decrease the amount of “sinners,” but that wouldn’t be correct.  Since the dawn of time, people have been engaging in sexual activities.  $5 more or less isn’t going to change the nature of mankind.

Posted in Sex and Politics

4 Responses to “Flash for Cash, Texas Style”

1. paul wrote on 12/10/07 at 11:51 pm :

   Yikes!

   They’re going to charge me $5 for
   this?

   Bastards!

   Is there a free the hops event or something coming up? Drinking alone is getting boring.

2. somebody wrote on 12/11/07 at 2:17 am :

   Change the nature of mankind? Are you kidding me, that the platform politicians have been running on since the dawn of time.

3. Steve wrote on 12/11/07 at 2:19 am :

   Somebody,

   They may try, but they’ve never been successful.

   When I see a year go by when no child has been born out of wedlock, I’ll score one for the politicos. Until then…

4. Jake Porter wrote on 12/11/07 at 11:31 am :

   Cotton Hill: “Quiet son, this one is about to take her top off.”
   Hank Hill: “Dad, that is Diane Sawyer.”
   Cotton Hill: “She isn’t gonna take her top off is she?”

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