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Sesame Street Will Place Your Children in Grave Peril…

December 20th, 2007 by Steve

…or so says the New York Times.

As for me, I’d be into gettin’ jiggy with Miss Piggy if I wasn’t afraid that Roosevelt Franklin might pop a cap into my [posterior end].  The insinuation is that Alistair Cookie (AKA Cookie Monster) was smoking weed with that pipe, as his extreme case of the munchies led him to eat his pipe.  It may be more sinister than that; he might have been smokin’ crack.  Since Cookie is a Muppet of Color, we can be assured he’ll spend a whole lot of time in da joint for that if he gets caught.

They are right.  Let’s add Sesame Street to the list of things which should banned by government.

Props.

Posted in Prohibition Mentality

One Response to “Sesame Street Will Place Your Children in Grave Peril…”

1. JVLaB wrote on 12/20/07 at 8:30 pm :

   Gordo, you’re too much.

   But ya know, Roosevelt Franklin teaches us to respect one another and preaches against violence, esp. to settle our differences. (SEE: http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Just_Because_%28with_Roosevelt_Franklin%29)

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