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2008 Election Results Accidently Leaked!

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

H/T to disinter

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On Fire at the White House

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

According to reports, there was a minor fire at the White House today.  My only question is whether they were burning the Bill of Rights, or just CIA torture tapes.

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Radical 5th Grade Terrorist Charged with Felony

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

This ten-year-old threat to the state was arrested with a steak knife. Allegedly, she brought it to school to cut her meat, but we know that she was probably on Osama bin Laden’s payroll. For some reason, police didn’t tase the student and she hasn’t been tortured by the CIA yet.
In addition to […]

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Novel Approach to End Gun Violence

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

H/T to Matt.

Posted in Just for Fun, Satire | 4 Comments »

Compassionate Conservatism for the Holidays

Friday, November 30th, 2007

The President of the United States would like your support in providing Christmas presents for little children.  You see, American children get their lead toys from China, but Iraqi children have to get their lead from the United States.  President Bush would prefer that more Iraqi children receive 5.56MM pieces of lead, so he’s asking […]

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Asymmetrical Medical Advice

Friday, November 9th, 2007

After stopping by a doc-in-a-box, Megan McArdle ponders:
I am solemnly informed that this is not the right way to get medical care; I should have a primary care physician who really knows my case well. But this does not actually describe any primary care physician I have ever had, who was reading off the chart […]

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Editing Reason’s Editor

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

Nick Gillespie asked whether Fred Thompson is a human dynamo or a lazy turd? I’m forced to remind my friend that the proper libertarian alternative (according to the South Park Libertarian Lexicon) should be lazy “turd sandwich.”

Posted in Just for Fun, Satire, Libertarian Movement | 1 Comment »

More Incestuous Political Relationships

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

Did you know that Dick Cheney and Barack Obama are related? Perhaps this will be the bridge between the Bush and Clinton imperial dynasties. Incest is best, politically speaking.

Posted in Satire, National Politics | 3 Comments »

State of Alabama Protects Our Democracy

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

It’s vitally important that Alabama has a state level Department of Homeland Security. I’m not sure if Nostradamus designed the official seal for the city of Birmingham, but it very clearly depicts a plane about to fly into one of the Magic City’s taller buildings.
Take a close look at the seal. Closer. […]

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2015AD: Bizarro Future World

Monday, October 15th, 2007

Here’s my prediction of the front page stories from the New York Times around eight years from now. I’m not making this stuff up. According to today’s mainstream media, Giuliani does plan to protect us from space aliens and people will be having sex with robots over the next few years.
President Giuliani Announces $37 […]

Posted in Bad Democrats, Civil Liberties, Bad Republicans, Culture, Just for Fun, Satire | 2 Comments »

Ron Paul Girl, Voter Registration and Turd Sandwiches

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Ron Paul Girl kept all of her clothing on this time, but the video is incredibly funny. She covered Southpark’s classic political choice of a “giant douche” or a “turd sandwich.” She poked fun at the current leaders of the both the Bush and Clinton dynasties, John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Howard Dean, Michael Jackson and […]

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Islamofascist Terrorist Amoeba Strike US Soil

Monday, October 1st, 2007

It’s official now. Six Americans have now died from a brain-eating amoeba. We’ve got two choices to make: Prop the dead bodies in front of the latest television “reality” show, American Idol, Fox News, Oprah, the Weather Channel, etc.; or…
…implement national security safeguards to ensure that all Americans are forever safe from […]

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Ron Paul Dirt: A History of Addiction

Sunday, September 16th, 2007

After opposition researchers dug up this background on Ron Paul’s compulsive behavioral history, I don’t see how anyone could ever support him.

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Brokeback Republicans

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

For those who live in a cave, Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig was busted for lewd behavior of a less-than-hetero nature in an airport bathroom. Since then, the Mitt Romney campaign has ordered Craig to keep his mitts away from the Romney campaign. For starters, the campaign has removed a video of Craig expressing […]

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Strippers for Ron Paul Segment Resheduled

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

While one of my best buds, Michelle, was scheduled to be on Tucker Carlson’s show talking about Strippers for Ron Paul last Friday, there was a glitch (not Michelle’s fault) and the segment has been rescheduled for Tuesday night at 6:45 PM ET. I just got off the phone with Michelle for the confirmation.
On a […]

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